If until now, you had thought Women’s Bras as underwear slash suggestive objects, you have another thing coming. For a lot of women were found to be using their brassieres for very out of the ordinary purposes. You might be left wallowing in wonder how a woman can walk around comfortably with an animal stuffed in her bra. And its not only animals – a whole bunch of other things have been, and are being smuggled around in bras unnoticed it seems. It’s weird, and here are some of the weirdest stuff that have ever been discovered hidden in women bras :
Cockatoo eggs
Talk of fragile goods being placed in the safest place. But it was not a rosy case when a woman was caught with a pair of cockatoo eggs in her brassier. The woman was said to be smuggling them from Australia to Britain. It is said that the eggs later hatched and the two cockatoos lived. Given the warmness in the chest area of a woman, for a moment you might wonder what would have happened if the eggs hatched when they were stuffed in the bra while being smuggled.
An Iguana
Look at this majestic Iguana. Look at how regally he poses. And now imagine him bursting out of the bra of the woman sitting next to you in the plane. Well, you’re lucky, for neither this woman was on any flight you boarded, nor she was caught in mid-flight. Instead she was caught with an Iguana in her bra at the Blackpoll International Airport in United Kingdom. A security officer is said to have noticed something moving inside the Russian woman’s dress. After a female officer searched the woman she found that the Russian woman had indeed hidden the reptile in her brassier. Though the Russian woman was not prosecuted, the Iguana was confiscated and handed to a local Zoo for adoption.
75 baby snakes
Its not one, its not two – its freaking 75 baby snakes found in the bra of a woman in Stockholm, Sweden. Ostensibly the woman had tried to smuggle 75 slithery snakes into a plane. The weird part is that she was not using a bag to carry them but she had stuffed them in her bra just like that. Talk of gut! this woman really had ‘balls’ but the snakes’ constant movement must have given her a sensation that sold her out as officials saw her repeatedly scratching her chest.
A baby monkey
When was the last time you saw a baby monkey dressed in a pink and white dress? If you were some of the audience in a court hearing in Virginia courthouse in 2011, then you would have just witnessed it. It is said the woman had arrived for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations court and when she was filling some paper work, she astonished everyone around there when she pulled out a 7-week-old marmoset from her bra. She proceeded and went on to refer to the monkey as her daughter and no one questioned her about that neither then, nor later. Its street smarts, not to mess with people who pull monkeys out of their bras and introduce them as their daughters.
3 Million Dollars
No not those dollars. That is a Zimbabwe dollar. Actually, precisely 5 Zimbabwe dollars. Just put it there to check whether you were still paying attention. Instead, we are talking about U.S. dollars, and we are talking about a woman who worked as an accountant in a district school who was discovered to have stolen $3 million over 8 years by hiding the money and smuggling it out of school in her bra. Yeah, you heard that right – $3 million dollars. Judith Oakes, her name is, and she apparently didn’t find getting paid $80,000 a year so that she decided to run this bold and maybe somewhat sensual embezzling operation with the help of her bra. Meaning that she smuggled out $220,000 every year over 8 whole years until she was discovered, being hit by multiple charges of felony counts.
Gold Bullion
Speaking of money and boldness, another woman, a British, had the boldness to hide two whole gold bars in her bra, after a gold robbery in Belgium. Two bars weighing 350 g in total dropped down from her bra when she was searched in a police station they were pulled. She was cleared of all charges, since she apparently hid the gold in her bra after discovering them in her pockets after they were arrested. It turns out that her boyfriend was one of the conspirators of the gold bullion robbery.
333 Heroin Packets
I definitely don’t know whether they picked the number intentionally, however 333 was the exact number of heroin packets police had pulled out of Kim Decker’s bra when she was arrested in New Jersey. Being pulled aside for driving erratically, not only she was found to not have a driver’s license, but also had confessed to be carrying 333 packets of heroin after police noticed the whole operation that was going on in her bosom. An ordinary pullover thus turned into a full blown drug bust.
How about that. Now, can you say that you still can look at women’s bra as an enchanting everyday item anymore ?
